What Bands Are Made Of FAIL?

It looks like most people have already answered this question with some great answers. Any band that I mention will most likely already have been said. Anyway, if I can't name a new band, then I will just name the user "Nicholas" FAILED miseribly at answering this question. I would like to see him actually try to play a song by Pantara, Dream Theater, or Children of Bodom (I know you don't like them, but they are really instrumentally talented). He sounds like a typical music elitist to me. Other than that, we had some great answers on this question.